QUOTE

All the actions that we see in the world, all
the movement in human society, all the works
that we have around us, are simply the
display of thought, the manifestation of the
human will... And this will is caused by
character, and character is manufactured by
karma. As is karma, so is the manifestation
of the will.

Karma Yoga. New York, 1895. Complete Works, 1: 30.

love in maths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

LOVE IN MATHS !!!!!!!!!!!! !


My Dear SweetHeart,


Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.


There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.




My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.


The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.


I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set.


The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.


Truly Yours

*********

GOING TO SLEEP

It's closing time, and two drunks are getting ready to leave the bar. "God, I hate getting home at this hour. All I want to do is take my shoes off and crawl into bed, but Hailey always nags me for what seems like hours".
"Sneaking's not the way to do it. Try slamming the front door, stomping upstrais, and yelling 'Hey baby, let's fuck'. When I do that, my wife always pretends she's sound asleep".